THE WEB ADDICTION SONG
(sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Doorbell rings, I’m not listnin’
From my mouth, drool is glistnin’
I’m happy although my boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web
All night long, I sit clicking
Unaware time is ticking
There’s a beard on my cheek
Same clothes for a week
Happily addicted to the Web
Friends come by, they shake me saying “Yo man!”
“Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug I mutter “No man
I just discovered Mikey’s Funnies dot com.”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
Happily addicted to the Web