THE WEB ADDICTION SONG
\n(sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)<\/p>\n

Doorbell rings, I’m not listnin’
\nFrom my mouth, drool is glistnin’
\nI’m happy although my boss let me go
\nHappily addicted to the Web<\/p>\n

All night long, I sit clicking
\nUnaware time is ticking
\nThere’s a beard on my cheek
\nSame clothes for a week
\nHappily addicted to the Web<\/p>\n

Friends come by, they shake me saying “Yo man!”
\n“Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
\nWith a listless shrug I mutter “No man
\nI just discovered Mikey’s Funnies dot com.”<\/p>\n

I don’t phone, don’t send faxes
\nDon’t go out, don’t pay taxes
\nWho cares if someday
\nThey drag me away?
\nHappily addicted to the Web<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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