My thighs were stolen from me during the  night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs.  It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.  Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out  my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I Â knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I’d have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided  to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those ‘plastic’ surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts – stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something ‘lifted’, look again – was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A  HOAX. This is  happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR Â FRIENDS!
P. S. Last year I  thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding  in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too ‘important’ not to pass on have a wonderful day – with a joy filled  heart.
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????
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